Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Welcome to Orlando, Home of the Fanny Pack

Maureen is running late, so I'm at the airport, awaiting her arrival. A few observations:

1) I think over 50% of the world's child population is at this airport. There are happy kids, screaming kids, kids streaking across the airport...

2) These parents look like they need a nap or a Xanax.

3) Asian tourists will take their picture with ANYTHING. Not being mean or racist, but while the German tour group is taking pictures by the gate, plane in the background, the Asian tourists are taking pictures in front of the Disney Store, in the food court, and in front of the arrivals/departure screens.

4) Power outlets are very well-hidden in this airport. I found one behind a potted plant, attached to a random pillar. When I left the outlet, there was a race to take my spot.

5) You can't fit into a bathroom stall with luggage. Maybe someone who is a size 2 can manage, but the average woman would find it near impossible.

6) Fanny packs are everywhere. EVERYWHERE. Leave them at the parks, people!

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